EuroDance 7000: A Study is German Absurdity

This is a small cry to you- the online community: who the hell sings this? I thought this was a minor mind fuck at first, but now I've found myself watching it over and over, wanting to give it 1000 percent and flex my chest.

Please, if you know the artist, post their name. I'd love to see what other outrageous German tubflubbery they're responsible for.