It's official. Broken bones are a thing of the past! Red Bull not only gives you wings, it also gives you adamentium bones (just like Wolverine!). Guzzle down 14 or more Red Bulls and it's equivalent to taking a lethal dose of crystal meth. And everyone's heard about meth heads who take a dozen bullets in the head and keep on running naked through the 7/11 they were trying to rob. Now you too can experience what it's like to have zero doubt, fear no god and take a dump on the thought of the afterlife. Because when life is this fucking extreme, death is a walk in the park.
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