I had a pretty extensive conversation about Blumpkins the other week. The diaolgue stretched over a whole three days, being pretty much the central and sole portion of most talks. By the time it was all over, there was a Blumpkin Inc. line of T-Shirt ready to be pressed, all future blumpkin advancements/technology had been concepted and my cohorts and I (Ethan and Dan) almost secured a blumpkin from the unassuming Jackie.
That weekends conversation left me totally spent but hungry for more fecal phonetics. As fate would have it- and fate is a conniving sexy beast- I just came across this article. It teaches you a bunch of english words you should know in order to sounds like a stuffy asshole at your next wine and cheese party but ALSO explores a bunch of words that essentially mean, "to spray poo". As this is half the blumpkin battle, it's pretty pretinent to my own endevours, but I'm sure you'll love "sharnying" your friends. Watch for the new Blumpkin Inc. line coming out Fall 2008. Get it, fall, like shit falls out of your...oh enough already!
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